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Welcome to Benzyme's Warp-Zone. This site is under construction. Come back in 2001.
- Art projects
- Retro game reviews
- Theology Discussions
- Crippling Nostalgia for a world that doesn't exist anymore
📡 SITE UPDATES
Yoshi's Island: Baby Difficulty — Now at the Slop Shop
Ever found Yoshi's Island's difficulty too hard and babies too difficult to deal with? Welcome to Baby Difficulty! This hack takes care of both problems by throwing Baby Mario instead of eggs. And collecting eggs randomly grants +1 star or +1 red coin. Being a parent has never been easier! It's a free, experimental ROM hack patch, so you'll need your own legally obtained copy of the game.
🥚 GRAB IT AT THE SLOP SHOPBenzyme's Slop Shop Is Now Open!
Step right up! The Slop Shop has opened its doors, with a shopkeeper named Sudds behind the counter. On the shelves are experimental, proof-of-concept, vibe-coded multiplayer patches for Chrono Trigger, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga and Tales of Symphonia. They're free, they're a little wobbly, and they're built so you can play together with friends. You'll need your own legally obtained copy of each game.
🛍 VISIT THE SLOP SHOP
We Spirited Few — A Haunting New Motion Comic
Extra! Extra! A strange new signal has arrived from Anachronism City. We Spirited Few is a supernatural, 1920s-inspired decopunk motion graphic novel of sinister speakeasies, restless spirits and mysteries best left buried. Step into its haunted world, watch the introduction and explore the opening chapters. The spirits are waiting…
🎭 ENTER ANACHRONISM CITY
Flicks and Giggles — Now Broadcasting!
Lights, camera, laughter! Our newest feature is a broadcast of Flicks and Giggles, hosted by The Reel Guys: Pretzel and Egbert. Movie talk, big opinions and even bigger giggles. Popcorn not included, but strongly encouraged.
🎬 TUNE IN NOWMystery Dukebox Appears at the Local Diner
Nobody remembers it being delivered. Somewhere between the pie case and the back booth, a glowing machine called the Dukebox has set up shop, and it plays incredible songs the world has never heard before. Regulars swear every track is better than the last. Nobody knows who loaded it. Step right up, drop in a coin, and hear for yourself.
▶ INSERT COINDream City — Fresh Look, New Games
Dream City just got a glossy new coat of paint, plus new games to wander into. Grab a seat, take a look around, and see what has popped up on the skyline.
☁ ENTER DREAM CITY
Dying-Star Syndrome
A spooky CDROM-era point-and-click adventure game about one very important task: answering the phone. Play it at https://retroandreformed.netlify.app/phone2.
▶ PLAY NOW
Experimental Zine — Issue #1
I'm thinking about launching a monthly magazine as part of the site. The zine is currently too small and unreadable but if you'd like to peek at my plan for it and tell me what sections you'd want to see in a monthly mag, https://retroandreformed.netlify.app/zines/issue1/index.html
📖 CHECK IT OUT
Kenjamin Beach — 1689: Precious Remedies Against Satan's Weak Beats
The new album just dropped! Reformed theology over fire beats. Click through to listen and find out more — also available on all major music platforms.
🎧 LISTEN NOW
